-Ibhizinisi, ukungabi nabulungisa nenkohlakalo = Ngangibasola ngize ngife
-Ngiyesaba ukukwenza ukuze "ngingacasuli" abanecala = Cha! Ngoba akubona bodwa abanelungelo lokuthi "ipharadesi"
- Udlame luzovumela ukuthi siqede lezi zimbi = Cha! Ukungabi nodlame "yisikhali" esihle kunazo zonke futhi kufanele sisisebenzise "ukudubula" zonke izifo.
-Ngingakuthumela lokhu ukubona inqwaba yama "likes" ne "comments" = Cha! Angifuni eyodwa noma enye.
-Ngizokhombisa abafowethu ukuthi ngihlakaniphe ngaphezu kwabo = Cha! Sonke sifanayo.
-Ngingabaphoqa abafowethu ukuba bahlubuke = Cha! Ngibakhumbuza ukuthi i-Afrika yethu ayilishiyanga ihostela
Le ncwadi yenzelwe abazi. Akanandaba “namakhosi ohlangothini olumnyama”. Njenge-saber ekhanyayo, uzozama ukuqeda wonke umdlavuza we-psyche!